And Virgil found the door to hell after a long journey
He looked up and above the door it read, “The DMV Abandon all hope all who enter here”
The first ring of hell entering the door of the DMV
The second ring of hell waiting in line to get your ticket, Virgil looks around and see people who have been in line for centuries
The third ring of hell getting your ticket and forms you need to fill out
The fourth ring of hell seeing that your ticket is B245 and B12 has just been called, Virgil looks around there are wails of pain and anguish
The fifth ring of hell, you filled the form out wrongly so you have to go back to first ring and make your way back, Virgil looks around and notices that the number of people in hell is greater than all of Fairfax County put together
The sixth ring of hell lady at desk where you get your ticket is on a lunch break, the wails of hunger are greatly felt and heard, people are walking around like zombies
The seventh ring of hell get new ticket, Virgil looks at it, it reads C459 and Virgil notices that the mentor reads C16, the clothes and food of people in this ring of hell are in a state of decay, people have lost most of their memories before they enter the doors of the DMV
The Eight ring of Hell, Virgil hears a gong and a voice that say C459 come up to line 79, Virgil goes to the window, His eyes are hallow, he is a skelton. His barely remembers the outside world, But even this ring of Hell he hears a kind voice. It is the lady at the desk, she says, “your pain is almost at and end.” It is very cold in this ring, Ice is all around
Virgil makes his way to the ninth ring of Hell, the very center of hell. The man hands you a stack of papers 500 hundred feet thick. There is very little light here says a passing angel.
The angel says to virgil this is where the souls of those who have forsaken God go, pray for them and do penance for them for their suffering is great.