Just finished St Timothy Graduation List of awards that we can get rid of next year

1-The only award I ever won was perfect attendance, we are going to change name of this award to, You didn’t stay home when you were sick therefore whole class got sick award
Or second name, The mom didn’t want you sleeping on the couch eating popcorn all day award

2-The Bob S Dylan award, this award go to to child that created the most musical burbs and farts to the tune of This land is your land this land is my land

3-The M Scoot B Grifford award, this award goes to the young man or girl that got a 4.0 with out ever breaking open a book

4-The Margaret T Murphy the fourth award, this award got o the young man or girl that demonstrated the ability to sleep in class with eyes wide open

5- The P Smith allumi award, this award goes to the young man or girl that you can put 175 M and M in your mouth at one time

6- The F Scoot Francis Timothy awards, Goes to the student that played the most video games in school while teacher was not looking

7 The M Society of Virginia gardeners awards goes to the student that played the most video games at home while not doing school work

8 The M Donald D Griffth Award goes to the student whose parents who took kid out of school the most so that they could go to Disney World

9 The Youth For America award goes to the student who sleep the latest while still making it to school on time

10- The R C Scoot award goes to the student who got away with not wearing socks for 15 days in a row without anyone noticing

11- The Adventure Award goes to the young man who wore no dedorant for the entire school Year

12- The M Graft T Thorn Gust award goes to the student that was able to get teacher off the subject for an entire class time for at least 2 classes in a week for the entire school year

These 12 awards I am going to recommend that we drop for next years graduation ceremony

Fr Stefan

2 Comments

  1. As a retired elementary teacher I give a resounding yes to all of your awards that must be deleted for future graduation ceremonies. My husband and I laughed so hard our stomachs hurt. Thanks Father for your honesty. It is a virtue. JMJ

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